Aw, crap...

Approximately 12:30 PM
Amy does a doodle in her diaper, so I bring her upstairs to change her.

Approximately 1:30 PM
The dog jumps on the couch, lays on it and accidentally rubs his undertail region on the cushion. The result: a significant doggy skid mark on the couch that wins him an immediate trip off the couch and outside. Why can dogs learn how to wipe? Thank God for pet clean up formulas.

Approximately 2:00 PM
Go to backyard, clean up after the dog.

Approximately 2:30 PM
Christie's swing set has been dive-bombed by numerous birds. Her swing isn't too bad, but the slide is nailed big time. What the heck are the birds in my town eating these days? That is just NOT pretty, but at least easily taken care of with some lemon scented, anti-bacterial 409. And some latex gloves.

I guess my day off isn't much different from my work day. I'm still putting up with others' shit...