You Can't Go Home Again

Jon: Um...that was kind of rough. Did you have to be so brutal?

Toronto: What did you want? I'm a city.

J: You said you liked kids.

T: I do.

J: So what the hell was that all about?

T: I don't control the people. I just give them a place to live. Besides, they're still friendlier than anywhere else you've been.

J: You don't like strollers much do you?

T: You'll adapt next time.

J: That's harsh.

T: Next time bring a map.

J: Brutal.

T: You were the one who insisted you remembered me well after 11 years.

J: *Sigh*

T: See you next year?

J: Of course. And I'm bringing the Habs jersey to wear again.

T: See, now that's just mean.